The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19003. | dak (dakn) | 73.73 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 19004. | Pika (pikadeka) | 73.73 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 19005. | P (pushingbits) | 73.73 | 94% | 2011-09-09 |
| 19006. | Ashok (ashok009) | 73.73 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 19007. | disthymia (yksnidreambox) | 73.73 | 96% | 2015-03-29 |
| 19008. | Marcel (tesch) | 73.73 | 98% | 2015-01-27 |
| 19009. | KENNETTE (kennshinn) | 73.73 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 19010. | Ultima (flasherx) | 73.72 | 87% | 2016-08-01 |
| 19011. | zythr (zythr) | 73.72 | 92% | 2017-02-04 |
| 19012. | Jayden (infamousphoenix) | 73.72 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| 19013. | Kuno (kunohami) | 73.72 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 19014. | 🐌 (paultippt) | 73.72 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 19015. | caleb (proquantumsky) | 73.72 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 19016. | xXBeyBladeMasterXx (xxbeybl... | 73.72 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 19017. | Klavo (klavogonki) | 73.72 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 19018. | Riddle (riddles) | 73.72 | 94% | 2013-03-28 |
| 19019. | Sarvjot (sarvjot42) | 73.71 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 19020. | Campbell (suprahp95) | 73.71 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 19021. | Jan (rewi) | 73.71 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 19022. | Bob (catdog0110) | 73.71 | 95% | 2012-04-20 |
| 19023. | Ü (poppyraj) | 73.71 | 94% | 2015-09-09 |
| 19024. | Genzoku (genzoku) | 73.70 | 93.4% | 2023-09-13 |
| 19025. | tamami (tamao) | 73.70 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 19026. | Vin (beanstalker69) | 73.70 | 98.1% | 2023-06-16 |
| 19027. | rara (rara_) | 73.70 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 19028. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 73.70 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 19029. | Nicholas (swissbanklord) | 73.70 | 97.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 19030. | Leigh (leightm) | 73.70 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 19031. | ismail (deadlives) | 73.70 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 19032. | Lazuline (kohakuiro) | 73.70 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |