So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35009. | linda (linda) | 41.77 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 35010. | Mohammad Faisal (victoryland) | 41.76 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 35011. | V (vlinhart) | 41.76 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 35012. | cprise (cprise) | 41.76 | 93% | 2012-03-28 |
| 35013. | Leslie (larsenems) | 41.75 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 35014. | Aidan (leankirito) | 41.74 | 94% | 2021-06-30 |
| 35015. | dewz (dews) | 41.74 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 35016. | Deviprasad (deviprasad) | 41.74 | 91% | 2012-08-22 |
| 35017. | iShowSpeed (fajrikece) | 41.73 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
| 35018. | Michelle (kimmichelle7) | 41.72 | 84% | 2013-02-06 |
| 35019. | Vaibhav (vaibhavjaimini) | 41.72 | 85% | 2015-03-19 |
| 35020. | Aniruddh (ani0604) | 41.71 | 93% | 2023-08-13 |
| 35021. | Fox (obviouslyweeb) | 41.71 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 35022. | nazlı (nazli) | 41.71 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 35023. | Pulkit (pulk) | 41.71 | 89% | 2016-09-19 |
| 35024. | DeReK (derek324) | 41.71 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 35025. | Julia (juliaoi) | 41.70 | 88% | 2014-06-25 |
| 35026. | Saria (sariakendricks) | 41.70 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 35027. | Parvez (rabbani7380) | 41.70 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 35028. | Lê Ngọc (ngocphat010693) | 41.70 | 87% | 2012-09-18 |
| 35029. | abcd_soup (abcd_soup) | 41.69 | 95% | 2022-03-22 |
| 35030. | Susan (biotech) | 41.69 | 94% | 2014-01-31 |
| 35031. | Billy (suicidelosers) | 41.68 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 35032. | sw cherry (swcherry) | 41.68 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 35033. | Phyzem (jaguilar625) | 41.67 | 91% | 2015-12-04 |
| 35034. | Mr (ocjdaora14) | 41.66 | 95.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 35035. | Nesador(Devorak) (nesador) | 41.66 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 35036. | Neil (hutch10809) | 41.65 | 89% | 2012-06-10 |
| 35037. | sadullah (muhsin) | 41.65 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 35038. | Annie (call_annie) | 41.64 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |