I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16361. | fapping typist (fappingtypist) | 72.87 | 93% | 2017-02-02 |
| 16362. | Nordy (nordyyy) | 72.86 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 16363. | I can do this, I wont give ... | 72.85 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 16364. | Ladolover (ferrorobroom) | 72.85 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 16365. | podlesk (podlesk) | 72.85 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 16366. | StrongEraser (strongeraser) | 72.84 | 95.1% | 2023-07-24 |
| 16367. | Lublu (lublu) | 72.84 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 16368. | Allen (xiiaan) | 72.84 | 94% | 2025-07-18 |
| 16369. | hihohohoho (hihohohoho) | 72.84 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 16370. | Wesley (weslington) | 72.84 | 97.7% | 2024-08-04 |
| 16371. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 72.84 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 16372. | Niue (miloszz) | 72.84 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 16373. | danmurat (danmurat) | 72.83 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16374. | Sage (popo9913) | 72.83 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 16375. | NomNom (seppe36) | 72.83 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 16376. | nubax (nubax) | 72.83 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 16377. | Anand (_anand) | 72.82 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 16378. | Augmas (augmas) | 72.82 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 16379. | Aren (sarckelle) | 72.82 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 16380. | Jonathan (justaguynamedjon) | 72.81 | 94.8% | 2024-12-12 |
| 16381. | Zack (zackknapp) | 72.81 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 16382. | WannaSEEmore? (just_abu) | 72.81 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 16383. | SkYzer (skyzer) | 72.81 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16384. | Aibek (aybekko97) | 72.80 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 16385. | Darren (dtwcdarren) | 72.79 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16386. | sebajuna (sebajuna) | 72.78 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16387. | FattyBadger (fattybadger) | 72.78 | 97% | 2025-08-08 |
| 16388. | Tiks (sloyan) | 72.78 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 16389. | Lyudovik (ginandpop2) | 72.78 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 16390. | Jack (_jack__) | 72.78 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |