So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24365. | We promise we won't be mad ... | 61.76 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 24366. | SUNIL (sunil_babyblu) | 61.76 | 94.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 24367. | Nosy (chimchim_) | 61.76 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 24368. | matt (mattyy123) | 61.76 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 24369. | Angeal4Real (angeal98) | 61.76 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 24370. | Akhila (akhilav10) | 61.76 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 24371. | Amjad (amjad_hussain) | 61.76 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 24372. | Sibin (azzie_d) | 61.76 | 98% | 2015-11-25 |
| 24373. | nhut (tdminhnhut) | 61.76 | 94% | 2013-09-11 |
| 24374. | Collin (chiefwiggy) | 61.76 | 90% | 2014-04-11 |
| 24375. | typooker (typooker) | 61.75 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 24376. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 61.75 | 95% | 2019-04-15 |
| 24377. | Filip (fillelito) | 61.75 | 96% | 2014-07-21 |
| 24378. | Trần (beboe) | 61.75 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 24379. | Account (lilb321) | 61.75 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 24380. | Mirra (mirra93) | 61.75 | 97% | 2016-07-30 |
| 24381. | Mayowa (paitin) | 61.74 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 24382. | Saransh (saransh5) | 61.74 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 24383. | Francisco (frankthe333) | 61.74 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 24384. | chupapi (nerve784126) | 61.74 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 24385. | Alex (thegamingalex) | 61.74 | 93% | 2022-11-01 |
| 24386. | Mienard (themepixels) | 61.74 | 88% | 2013-06-14 |
| 24387. | thehiep (thehiep8x) | 61.74 | 97% | 2014-06-30 |
| 24388. | Tracy (tclancy) | 61.74 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 24389. | Yaaaaboi (yaboiiiiiiiiiii) | 61.73 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 24390. | ryoshue (ryoshue26) | 61.73 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 24391. | David (davidenl) | 61.73 | 91% | 2012-10-25 |
| 24392. | Tree (tofu) | 61.73 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 24393. | Fuel plane (1pavanb) | 61.72 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 24394. | Na (nazarek) | 61.72 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |