I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3045. | guy (zagu) | 67.72 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3046. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 67.69 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
| 3047. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 67.68 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3048. | pads (pads111) | 67.66 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 3049. | Sam (naeiur) | 67.63 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 3050. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 67.61 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3051. | veenu (comp_typist) | 67.59 | 96.1% | 2024-03-16 |
| 3052. | nam (ngxnam) | 67.55 | 96.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3053. | Sant1 (nemoo134) | 67.38 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3054. | Alan (bl4n) | 67.17 | 95% | 2024-11-07 |
| 3055. | Angel (earthangel101) | 67.17 | 96.4% | 2024-07-29 |
| 3056. | minecrASH101 (minecrash101) | 67.11 | 94% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3057. | satanjay (satanjay) | 67.09 | 98.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 3058. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 67.02 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3059. | Kalle (kalleok) | 66.99 | 93% | 2023-07-26 |
| 3060. | vvaciej (vvaciej) | 66.99 | 96% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3061. | Sarah (sar4hog2) | 66.97 | 95% | 2024-12-23 |
| 3062. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 66.92 | 97.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3063. | Karthik (slickfalcon) | 66.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-18 |
| 3064. | Dodo (turtleknight) | 66.83 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3065. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 66.81 | 97.3% | 2024-10-20 |
| 3066. | Henry (ambandi) | 66.54 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 3067. | John (jtasher3) | 66.50 | 96% | 2024-06-02 |
| 3068. | road to130 wpm (husian323) | 66.49 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| 3069. | Tonkata (_tonkata_) | 66.32 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 3070. | Andy (stakaman) | 66.28 | 96% | 2025-03-28 |
| 3071. | Kunal (boomlion) | 66.19 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 3072. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 66.01 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3073. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 66.00 | 94.1% | 2024-01-03 |
| 3074. | Roos (bonsaitree28) | 65.96 | 95% | 2024-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |