Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11580. | Noxoin (noxoin) | 82.78 | 91% | 2016-03-31 |
| 11581. | mcsquare (mingdejiang) | 82.78 | 95% | 2016-02-02 |
| 11582. | jg1a (jg1a) | 82.76 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 11583. | Parm (parm__85) | 82.76 | 96% | 2011-07-31 |
| 11584. | Lame (lamers) | 82.76 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 11585. | John (frobit04) | 82.75 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11586. | Ct (ct2020) | 82.75 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 11587. | Rocco (not_that_great) | 82.75 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 11588. | Tyler (worthymaster) | 82.75 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 11589. | DMaz (winstondouble) | 82.75 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 11590. | Frank (frankstank) | 82.74 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 11591. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 82.74 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11592. | Sheri (shadey) | 82.74 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 11593. | Hezú (denekrad) | 82.74 | 99% | 2022-02-16 |
| 11594. | Haydar (zepta23) | 82.74 | 92% | 2016-02-08 |
| 11595. | Chocolat (ichocolat) | 82.74 | 93% | 2014-06-15 |
| 11596. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 82.73 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11597. | Amanmishra.official (amanmi... | 82.73 | 97.6% | 2023-09-24 |
| 11598. | Jake (bluewater800) | 82.73 | 98.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 11599. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 82.73 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 11600. | Dyllan (slick6732) | 82.73 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 11601. | Marcey (pearlymarcey) | 82.73 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 11602. | Sweefty (sweefty) | 82.72 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 11603. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 82.72 | 95% | 2022-09-08 |
| 11604. | Praveen (ergodox) | 82.72 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11605. | Austin (splashtime) | 82.72 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11606. | Paul (randomnoob1) | 82.72 | 91% | 2013-04-27 |
| 11607. | Max (madmax89) | 82.72 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 11608. | Rajesh (raj_rock) | 82.72 | 96% | 2012-06-06 |
| 11609. | Omer (okirnap) | 82.72 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |