The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13739. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 82.09 | 92% | 2013-04-25 |
| 13740. | Yi-Hsiu (yyhsiu) | 82.09 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 13741. | Rui (adranos) | 82.09 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 13742. | ☮™ (miss_betty) | 82.09 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 13743. | (`_`) (man_of_steel) | 82.09 | 97% | 2012-06-26 |
| 13744. | ♘Knight (greenchile) | 82.09 | 97% | 2014-08-04 |
| 13745. | ed (edwardb) | 82.09 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 13746. | ben (benpr99) | 82.08 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 13747. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 82.08 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 13748. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 82.08 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 13749. | Anup (anpya) | 82.08 | 99% | 2014-11-13 |
| 13750. | Michael (mike55449) | 82.08 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
| 13751. | Brewsto (brewsto) | 82.08 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 13752. | Szymon (smeagol) | 82.08 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 13753. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 82.08 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 13754. | Ryan (maccadin) | 82.08 | 91% | 2014-01-30 |
| 13755. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 82.07 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13756. | j (chinesedevil) | 82.07 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 13757. | Replicant (replicant09) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 13758. | ethan (ethanhennessy) | 82.07 | 89% | 2012-11-27 |
| 13759. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 82.07 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 13760. | rizon#.blank (lf94) | 82.07 | 93% | 2014-05-22 |
| 13761. | Aquaris (ryankim834) | 82.07 | 94% | 2016-02-14 |
| 13762. | Aram (arejmm7) | 82.06 | 95% | 2016-09-04 |
| 13763. | Emilio (emiliokyp) | 82.05 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 13764. | Martin (imartex) | 82.05 | 97% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13765. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 82.05 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 13766. | marcos (freakwithaguitar) | 82.05 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 13767. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 82.05 | 97% | 2013-08-09 |
| 13768. | Genaro (tamemister) | 82.04 | 95% | 2015-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |