And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22251. | Chris (chrisliu555) | 75.11 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 22252. | Eli (elikgeneral) | 75.10 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 22253. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 75.10 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 22254. | Edo (edodero) | 75.10 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 22255. | SmashingPeaches (deth_lettus) | 75.10 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
| 22256. | KCS (kcsdvorak) | 75.10 | 95% | 2011-05-08 |
| 22257. | f (_faya_) | 75.10 | 95% | 2014-05-09 |
| 22258. | kc (kcp14344) | 75.10 | 92% | 2015-04-04 |
| 22259. | Serik (akademic) | 75.10 | 96% | 2014-08-21 |
| 22260. | Patryk (patrykdz) | 75.09 | 92% | 2014-10-19 |
| 22261. | Please use an appropriate n... | 75.09 | 96% | 2020-08-01 |
| 22262. | NIcole (nrhicks11) | 75.09 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 22263. | colemak_emissary (colemak_e... | 75.09 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 22264. | Navin (ninjajump21) | 75.09 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 22265. | Vaishnav (vaishnavss8) | 75.09 | 96% | 2013-10-16 |
| 22266. | Alex (unworldlyfoot) | 75.09 | 98% | 2016-04-23 |
| 22267. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 75.08 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 22268. | Burrito (vitoburrito) | 75.08 | 96% | 2023-10-08 |
| 22269. | Nate (ultimatedew) | 75.08 | 94% | 2015-03-17 |
| 22270. | nateee (natecordero) | 75.08 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 22271. | Wilsyn (wilsynk) | 75.08 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 22272. | Daniele (laptopspeed) | 75.08 | 97% | 2012-08-08 |
| 22273. | Kevin Rendell (hankami37) | 75.07 | 98.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22274. | Mark (zerkercm) | 75.07 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| 22275. | Colin (drugged_up_b) | 75.07 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 22276. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 75.07 | 93% | 2016-12-20 |
| 22277. | Francis (xfransauce) | 75.06 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 22278. | Jonas (oat_punk) | 75.06 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 22279. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 75.06 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 22280. | TypingAway (typinggggggg) | 75.06 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |