The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14023. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 81.85 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 14024. | Luis (chapibol) | 81.84 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 14025. | Richard (the_xu) | 81.84 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 14026. | Rodolfo (rojunman) | 81.84 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 14027. | Danny (dannytriestotype) | 81.84 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 14028. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 81.84 | 96% | 2014-10-11 |
| 14029. | Mark (veltzer) | 81.84 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 14030. | taco (tacocat0) | 81.84 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 14031. | Dave (dfonvielle) | 81.84 | 98% | 2012-12-14 |
| 14032. | Black (ryujinjakka) | 81.83 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 14033. | Jonathan Justin (jonathanjw05) | 81.83 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 14034. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 81.83 | 96.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14035. | DvorakAcct1 (dvorakacct1) | 81.83 | 99% | 2013-04-23 |
| 14036. | Italo (italus) | 81.83 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 14037. | nora (clumsyintern) | 81.82 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 14038. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 81.82 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 14039. | Santa (santasanta) | 81.81 | 92% | 2017-04-19 |
| 14040. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 81.81 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 14041. | Scalmole (scalmole) | 81.81 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14042. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 81.81 | 90% | 2014-04-08 |
| 14043. | Guest (gu35t_) | 81.80 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 14044. | Ti (timenoguy) | 81.80 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 14045. | Rob (kobeashi) | 81.80 | 99% | 2022-08-07 |
| 14046. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 81.80 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 14047. | ark (arkundu) | 81.80 | 98.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14048. | Starzles (starzles) | 81.80 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
| 14049. | Boris (xivid2) | 81.80 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 14050. | Paul (pauldh) | 81.80 | 93% | 2011-07-26 |
| 14051. | Carl (fullcircle360) | 81.80 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 14052. | robinroca (conusx) | 81.79 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |