The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2212. | Marcin (vaster_then_you) | 64.71 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 2213. | Mr. Fahrenheit (eadgbe) | 64.71 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 2214. | Derrick (helado_bon) | 64.70 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 2215. | liz (pancakegirl) | 64.70 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 2216. | Banga (rockyt) | 64.70 | 96% | 2013-05-17 |
| 2217. | locuraang (locuraang) | 64.69 | 95% | 2017-01-06 |
| 2218. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 64.68 | 96% | 2018-04-29 |
| 2219. | Samantha (samnibbelink99) | 64.67 | 88% | 2016-12-03 |
| 2220. | le (n0thingn3ss) | 64.67 | — | 2009-08-29 |
| 2221. | Vyom (vk_27) | 64.66 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 2222. | aaron (thereadyset1991) | 64.66 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2223. | Nate (naterj) | 64.66 | 96% | 2012-08-16 |
| 2224. | BOSS (ksantosh7460) | 64.66 | 95% | 2016-08-30 |
| 2225. | Clicky (ottoble) | 64.65 | 95.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 2226. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 64.65 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2227. | pp (ppyy) | 64.64 | 96% | 2015-02-11 |
| 2228. | Julio (waycast) | 64.62 | 94% | 2013-05-03 |
| 2229. | full (fullmoon) | 64.62 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 2230. | EB (cclutch) | 64.62 | 96% | 2018-08-10 |
| 2231. | sanju (sanjusingh) | 64.62 | 94% | 2014-12-03 |
| 2232. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 64.61 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 2233. | Eric (setsuna91) | 64.61 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 2234. | Neithan (neithan) | 64.61 | 91% | 2014-01-08 |
| 2235. | Srinidhi (eren_eager) | 64.60 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 2236. | Richard (blitzd2020) | 64.60 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2237. | Emily (emibraille) | 64.60 | 91% | 2012-12-29 |
| 2238. | Raz (adashi) | 64.60 | 95% | 2017-05-23 |
| 2239. | Macqyu (macqyu) | 64.59 | 96% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2240. | Anastacia (anastacia) | 64.58 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 2241. | Lauren (loraain) | 64.58 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |