And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25133. | Tolga (tolgaakyuz) | 70.91 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 25134. | Ashish (ashish_dev) | 70.91 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 25135. | stella (stellab) | 70.91 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 25136. | Praveen (praveenkcs28) | 70.91 | 97% | 2013-11-01 |
| 25137. | smart (greatpointhunter@gma... | 70.91 | 93% | 2012-11-07 |
| 25138. | Azshadore (friedchicken2003) | 70.91 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 25139. | Amanda (tnprincess@bellsout... | 70.91 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 25140. | Duy (scorpiontdvc) | 70.91 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 25141. | henr1 (henr1) | 70.91 | 91% | 2016-02-25 |
| 25142. | B.Gettin'It (bgettinit) | 70.91 | 97% | 2016-02-17 |
| 25143. | Agastya (lolmas) | 70.90 | 94% | 2023-05-23 |
| 25144. | Vanshraj (vrsempire601) | 70.90 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 25145. | Jiranimo (jiranimo) | 70.90 | 95% | 2022-04-26 |
| 25146. | Awolino (awolino) | 70.90 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 25147. | Hohos (wilsu) | 70.90 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 25148. | Richard (mrm3man) | 70.90 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 25149. | Omega (enmendurana) | 70.89 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| 25150. | stank (stinky_malone) | 70.89 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 25151. | NGONO (mnae) | 70.89 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 25152. | Last (galya_88) | 70.89 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 25153. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 70.89 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 25154. | Payam (pvza) | 70.89 | 95% | 2012-05-14 |
| 25155. | sanju (sanjusingh) | 70.89 | 92% | 2015-01-10 |
| 25156. | minh (loveclassic) | 70.89 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 25157. | Jill (jillmarie) | 70.89 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 25158. | paulamirada (4beth_esda) | 70.89 | 99% | 2018-01-18 |
| 25159. | seboka (seboka) | 70.88 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 25160. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 70.88 | 96% | 2015-02-23 |
| 25161. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 70.88 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 25162. | yuccai (yucca) | 70.88 | 97% | 2015-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |