Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1229. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1230. | Nhi (bunhiry) | 89.38 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1231. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1232. | Gregory (contrum) | 89.37 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1233. | Anton (tutantontut) | 89.35 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
| 1234. | Daniel (xdannyy) | 89.34 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 1235. | 李贞贤 (chocokeikeu) | 89.34 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1236. | Oliver (xuxm) | 89.33 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1237. | Victor (nubmango) | 89.33 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 1238. | bon (wthboms6) | 89.32 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1239. | (spuqwertyamnesia) | 89.32 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1240. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 89.32 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1241. | Michael (michaelnim) | 89.29 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1242. | illuwa (spils) | 89.29 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1243. | dennis (ludennis0606) | 89.25 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1244. | Amaya (amayadomi) | 89.24 | 99% | 2018-05-02 |
| 1245. | MrPrince (sanjithecook) | 89.23 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 1246. | Rifky (nurarihyon12) | 89.23 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1247. | astafa (toastedcoconut) | 89.21 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1248. | Revan (revanchist) | 89.19 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 1249. | Max (max424) | 89.18 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1250. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 89.18 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1251. | Aaron (aaskw) | 89.16 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1252. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 89.14 | 99% | 2020-05-04 |
| 1253. | Esko (cowwie) | 89.13 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 1254. | Max (cynwyd) | 89.13 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1255. | Go Easy on Me (ripparian) | 89.11 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1256. | John (seaofnonsense) | 89.09 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 1257. | Elton (etran97) | 89.07 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1258. | _ (treestaars) | 89.07 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |