Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1977. | Gscribe (good_scribe) | 81.20 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 1978. | Kamdeanr (nissefar) | 81.19 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1979. | loooeee (a_lui) | 81.19 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1980. | Ryan (limeade11578) | 81.19 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1981. | R (frickoff) | 81.19 | 96% | 2018-07-08 |
| 1982. | Shriram (shrirammc55) | 81.18 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 1983. | mkc (colbs) | 81.17 | 99% | 2017-07-07 |
| 1984. | Joshua (joshuasabarman) | 81.15 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1985. | Nico (cuber) | 81.12 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 1986. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 81.11 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 1987. | Alexander (highdefkitten) | 81.11 | 96% | 2017-08-19 |
| 1988. | Lucas (kasparian) | 81.11 | 95% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1989. | ju yun (schylarker) | 81.10 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1990. | Silent (silentbaws) | 81.08 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1991. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 81.07 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1992. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 81.07 | 99% | 2018-01-27 |
| 1993. | MrPrince (sanjithecook) | 81.06 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 1994. | Mujahid (chaos_knight) | 81.04 | 95% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1995. | Arthur (kintsuki) | 81.03 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1996. | Jade (jadezade76) | 81.03 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 1997. | Dean (biollama112) | 81.00 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1998. | Timo (ubulin) | 80.98 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1999. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 80.93 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2000. | ted (sayonara999) | 80.91 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2001. | Alexander (taklit) | 80.90 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 2002. | gNaOmVeAs (gnaomveas) | 80.90 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 2003. | Lenny (langibonzo) | 80.89 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2004. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 80.89 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 2005. | Lazom (jamalshank) | 80.89 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 2006. | Al (halowzy) | 80.89 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |