As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15308. | H (carltonbanks1) | 71.71 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 15309. | Payam (payamazad) | 71.71 | 98% | 2017-03-25 |
| 15310. | Fadil (fadil_ilham) | 71.71 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 15311. | Bird (birdandbus) | 71.70 | 97.5% | 2024-09-21 |
| 15312. | Guest (marala) | 71.70 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 15313. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 71.70 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 15314. | jacob (jacob_hrtn) | 71.70 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 15315. | Sierra (sierratango) | 71.70 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 15316. | Eddie (artourzy) | 71.70 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
| 15317. | le (ladzgo) | 71.69 | 98.2% | 2023-05-18 |
| 15318. | Peter Jan (pjfails) | 71.69 | 96% | 2018-02-15 |
| 15319. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 71.69 | 99% | 2017-11-12 |
| 15320. | Jeremy (geekjeremy) | 71.68 | 99% | 2022-06-03 |
| 15321. | Aidan (milktea_03) | 71.68 | 98% | 2024-10-02 |
| 15322. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 71.68 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 15323. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 71.68 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 15324. | Marvin (partass) | 71.67 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 15325. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 71.67 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 15326. | UMadBro? (thekarma) | 71.67 | 88% | 2015-11-08 |
| 15327. | Jake (jaketalexander) | 71.66 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 15328. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 71.66 | 94% | 2015-09-28 |
| 15329. | sebastian (sebastianmeland) | 71.66 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 15330. | Deni (travao) | 71.66 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 15331. | Unequaled (unequaled) | 71.66 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
| 15332. | NotUrType (pavith97) | 71.65 | 99% | 2016-05-02 |
| 15333. | Dai (daimarco11) | 71.65 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 15334. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 71.65 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 15335. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 71.65 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 15336. | Ken (piq9117) | 71.65 | 96% | 2016-08-05 |
| 15337. | saba (sabatula) | 71.64 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |