Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1238. | Keegan (klav) | 95.21 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1239. | Wadi (wadithegoat) | 95.18 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 1240. | Jan (elapid) | 95.17 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 1241. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 95.17 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1242. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 95.17 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1243. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 95.16 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 1244. | nurse (nurse1) | 95.14 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 1245. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 95.11 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 1246. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 95.10 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1247. | fat ape (miltox) | 95.08 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1248. | Mark (gosquared) | 95.07 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 1249. | Kev (lachancla2290) | 95.06 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1250. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 95.06 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1251. | BRUH (rabonh) | 95.05 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1252. | Seok (seokorean) | 95.05 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1253. | Ronnie (onie12) | 95.03 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1254. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 95.01 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1255. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 95.01 | 99% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1256. | Kevin (siacker) | 94.98 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1257. | album (album) | 94.97 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1258. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 94.95 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1259. | C (bigcstacks) | 94.93 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 1260. | Taras (pidgin) | 94.92 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1261. | corona (anonthrowaway) | 94.89 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1262. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 94.89 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 1263. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 94.88 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1264. | Victor (susavile) | 94.87 | 99% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1265. | Max (kazmor) | 94.85 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 1266. | Isaiah (ijbaltazar) | 94.84 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 1267. | Etian (etian_) | 94.84 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |