As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4557. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| 4558. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 98.97 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4559. | Samantha (samananthak) | 98.97 | 100% | 2015-07-24 |
| 4560. | D (dmaulish) | 98.97 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 4561. | sop (sopyo) | 98.96 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4562. | slow. (meeper24) | 98.96 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 4563. | girl love dvorak (chris_dvo... | 98.95 | 97.4% | 2024-03-24 |
| 4564. | Braeden (cheetoo) | 98.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 4565. | UnderwaterAir (underwaterco... | 98.94 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 4566. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 98.94 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 4567. | Andrew (epiandrew) | 98.94 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 4568. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 98.94 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 4569. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 98.94 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4570. | Desiree (desireemae95) | 98.93 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4571. | floki3033 (floki3033) | 98.93 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 4572. | Guahahahah (guahahahah) | 98.92 | 99% | 2023-09-25 |
| 4573. | Daniel (incognitus) | 98.91 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 4574. | 🇹🇼 𝑹𝒆𝒑𝒖... | 98.91 | 98.2% | 2023-10-22 |
| 4575. | bruh_momentum (travis358) | 98.91 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| 4576. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 98.91 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4577. | Rodan (rodcuber) | 98.91 | 90% | 2016-05-10 |
| 4578. | BobbyWasabi (bobby_wasabi_) | 98.90 | 98.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| 4579. | Loic (99loic) | 98.90 | 96.9% | 2024-02-28 |
| 4580. | Luke (balancedlife) | 98.90 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 4581. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 98.89 | 100% | 2021-01-19 |
| 4582. | nimboi (nimboi) | 98.88 | 97% | 2025-04-05 |
| 4583. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 98.88 | 98.2% | 2024-01-19 |
| 4584. | johnson (johnsonbrohnson) | 98.88 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 4585. | bob (mypotatoflies) | 98.87 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 4586. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 98.87 | 96% | 2015-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |