So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11307. | anntz (reaction__) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 11308. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 83.06 | 97% | 2016-01-30 |
| 11309. | Ralitsa (ralitsa_sf) | 83.06 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 11310. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 83.06 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 11311. | Tony (agimus) | 83.06 | 98% | 2014-06-29 |
| 11312. | Axel (axelframzl) | 83.05 | 91% | 2014-05-02 |
| 11313. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 83.05 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11314. | evan (monehh) | 83.05 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 11315. | Chris (runic) | 83.04 | 89% | 2012-05-31 |
| 11316. | elena (elenamar) | 83.04 | 97% | 2016-12-06 |
| 11317. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 83.04 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
| 11318. | SMhd (smhd) | 83.03 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11319. | Rogu (roguthebest) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 11320. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 11321. | D.A.R.Y.L (daryl23) | 83.03 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 11322. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 83.03 | 96% | 2014-07-05 |
| 11323. | Zeo (zeobro) | 83.02 | 93% | 2013-10-14 |
| 11324. | Matt (matt9876) | 83.02 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 11325. | Cedar (vibereview) | 83.02 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 11326. | Jackie (doubleduck) | 83.02 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 11327. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 83.02 | 97.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 11328. | nicolas (nicolasalba) | 83.02 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 11329. | Joe (zeppyg) | 83.02 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 11330. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 83.02 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 11331. | Mo (colonelm0) | 83.02 | 95% | 2015-04-29 |
| 11332. | Vishal (v_pandit) | 83.02 | 96% | 2011-11-16 |
| 11333. | Rachel (rachel1491) | 83.02 | 97% | 2016-03-07 |
| 11334. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 83.01 | 99% | 2021-09-05 |
| 11335. | Devin (eulertour) | 83.01 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11336. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 83.01 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |