So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24984. | waseem ahmad bhat (waseemraja) | 60.30 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 24985. | lakum (rohit_123) | 60.30 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24986. | greg (kaizon) | 60.30 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 24987. | Das (dastony1311) | 60.30 | 91% | 2016-10-03 |
| 24988. | Sonny (sweav14) | 60.29 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 24989. | Dann (danndilion) | 60.29 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 24990. | Ahsan (ahsanjutt) | 60.29 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 24991. | David (felanee) | 60.28 | 92% | 2014-04-24 |
| 24992. | Tse (steventse) | 60.28 | 95% | 2011-09-10 |
| 24993. | Admiral (admiraltacos) | 60.27 | 88% | 2016-12-25 |
| 24994. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 60.27 | 97.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 24995. | Josh (joshle270699) | 60.27 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 24996. | Super (superthin) | 60.27 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 24997. | Nam (namnl2706) | 60.27 | 95% | 2012-08-18 |
| 24998. | Doris (dorisk) | 60.27 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 24999. | (bdivyamsh) | 60.27 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| 25000. | gar (dagmarski) | 60.26 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 25001. | Cristian (myusercb) | 60.26 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 25002. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 60.26 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25003. | Fahad (fahad_rahman12) | 60.26 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 25004. | verdantnoctum (verdantnoctum) | 60.26 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 25005. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 60.26 | 98.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 25006. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 60.26 | 93% | 2023-04-16 |
| 25007. | Abdelrahman (abdelrhaman_sh... | 60.26 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
| 25008. | Dilbert (dilbertyard) | 60.26 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 25009. | Anthony (seksii0320) | 60.26 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| 25010. | Mustafa (leo_messi_) | 60.25 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 25011. | Kiran (kiranmaharaj1293) | 60.25 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 25012. | Crissachu (crissachu) | 60.25 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
| 25013. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 60.25 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |