You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 622. | Allen (allen135190) | 100.36 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 623. | Chris (chrislau329) | 100.32 | 99% | 2020-08-14 |
| 624. | Offbrand (zynck) | 100.24 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 625. | henry 🎩 (henzolo) | 100.22 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 626. | how 2 type faster? (not_seg... | 100.19 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 627. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 100.16 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 628. | Hayne (wafflemanluke) | 100.13 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 629. | batbold (bb__) | 100.12 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 630. | SkyKing (big_tyrone) | 100.11 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 631. | Mikey (miket349) | 99.95 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 632. | Monster (cringe) | 99.91 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 633. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 99.89 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 634. | Captain Oz (kildoes) | 99.89 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 635. | arxbombus (arxbombus) | 99.87 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 636. | andy (rodmc) | 99.87 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 637. | Trent (uninterested) | 99.87 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 638. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 99.86 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 639. | Riley (rileyborgard) | 99.82 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 640. | sidm (sidm) | 99.82 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 641. | I Love (oooyay) | 99.81 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 642. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 99.80 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 643. | uuind (uuind) | 99.80 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 644. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 99.77 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 645. | (carrot_) | 99.76 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 646. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 99.75 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 647. | (nnas) | 99.73 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 648. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 99.71 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 649. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 99.66 | 99% | 2018-08-01 |
| 650. | Tyler (tjang) | 99.65 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 651. | David (dcohen91) | 99.62 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |