The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6743. | Tracey (tramp) | 97.02 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 6744. | .slowtyper (ralphwinson) | 97.01 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 6745. | Kevin (nguyenkevin) | 97.00 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 6746. | Nour (nourxcx) | 97.00 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 6747. | Nghia (ntntnghia) | 97.00 | 91% | 2011-06-23 |
| 6748. | Steven (dvorak) | 97.00 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 6749. | Brad (postal291) | 96.99 | 98.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 6750. | MUPH (muphine) | 96.99 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 6751. | Chips (mrchips) | 96.99 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
| 6752. | claytongeg (babyyodabtc) | 96.98 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 6753. | jurgen (jurgen) | 96.98 | 91% | 2015-07-21 |
| 6754. | H (harshu11) | 96.98 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 6755. | Natachai (natachai) | 96.98 | 95% | 2011-08-14 |
| 6756. | Jesus C (girau) | 96.98 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 6757. | Drajwer (drajwer) | 96.97 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 6758. | Felix (felletpp) | 96.97 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 6759. | Steph (lets_race0101) | 96.95 | 99% | 2021-05-30 |
| 6760. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 96.95 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 6761. | Ryan (carefullyslow) | 96.95 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 6762. | Armin (armincic) | 96.95 | 92% | 2011-11-26 |
| 6763. | Solomon (inquisitor) | 96.95 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 6764. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 96.95 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 6765. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 96.95 | 98% | 2014-12-28 |
| 6766. | Fazila (fazila) | 96.95 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 6767. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 96.94 | 99% | 2021-04-26 |
| 6768. | GWJD (gwjd) | 96.94 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6769. | Water❤️Colemak-DH (wate... | 96.93 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 6770. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 96.93 | 98.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 6771. | TheBluestBerry (bluberry2) | 96.93 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 6772. | Ilia (isilisi) | 96.93 | 98% | 2017-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |