The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16927. | David (munichdobe) | 77.03 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 16928. | Shinobu (ryzix) | 77.02 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 16929. | icy (icyxo) | 77.02 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 16930. | Alex (alexchen) | 77.02 | 93% | 2012-09-24 |
| 16931. | da (monkeygod) | 77.02 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 16932. | عبدالعزيز (alfawda... | 77.02 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 16933. | Luke (povman) | 77.02 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 16934. | FLUFE (flufe) | 77.01 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 16935. | Jordan (jordanlaa) | 77.01 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 16936. | Shayon (shayon) | 77.01 | 95% | 2023-07-01 |
| 16937. | Junle (junlez) | 77.01 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
| 16938. | Balys (carrotsaregreat) | 77.01 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 16939. | Pog (deftst) | 77.01 | 90% | 2013-11-18 |
| 16940. | Parm (storageq) | 77.01 | 89% | 2014-11-11 |
| 16941. | George (georgetypes) | 77.01 | 95% | 2013-03-06 |
| 16942. | David (daver555) | 77.01 | 99% | 2012-12-05 |
| 16943. | smichael (smichaelino) | 77.00 | 97.7% | 2023-10-05 |
| 16944. | Humbble (freedom97) | 77.00 | 96.6% | 2023-07-09 |
| 16945. | percival (samuelnirina) | 77.00 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 16946. | Jemma (jmmstvnsn) | 77.00 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 16947. | David (grildchz) | 77.00 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 16948. | GL (gl2993) | 77.00 | 91% | 2015-03-23 |
| 16949. | cheche (checheche) | 77.00 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 16950. | Candy (candlain) | 76.99 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 16951. | Ishan (ishan05) | 76.99 | 91% | 2014-08-30 |
| 16952. | Finky27 (finky27) | 76.99 | 93% | 2012-12-30 |
| 16953. | Oliver (ollciso) | 76.99 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 16954. | (vrrooom) | 76.99 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 16955. | Venki (itzmesriram) | 76.99 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 16956. | Dana (danaction) | 76.98 | 96% | 2013-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |