I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2216. | Tianyi (dreamatd) | 85.20 | 99% | 2024-02-13 |
| 2217. | Khorin (khorin1) | 85.18 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2218. | Jkiernal (jkiernal) | 85.18 | 99% | 2025-05-23 |
| 2219. | ariel itskovich (kinesisboy) | 85.17 | 97% | 2024-03-30 |
| 2220. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 85.17 | 99.1% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2221. | oisin (lampalord) | 85.15 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2222. | idk man (ithatme) | 85.15 | 96.3% | 2023-08-26 |
| 2223. | aa (athenaliu) | 85.13 | 97% | 2025-08-27 |
| 2224. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 85.13 | 96.5% | 2024-11-08 |
| 2225. | ango (rfthefinal) | 85.13 | 96.4% | 2024-09-14 |
| 2226. | Yupa (valleyofthewin) | 85.12 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2227. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 85.11 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 2228. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 85.10 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 2229. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 85.08 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2230. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 85.08 | 96.4% | 2025-03-11 |
| 2231. | Mynamejeff (jeffery321) | 85.07 | 96.4% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2232. | Joe Creator (cabbage_cat) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2233. | Samuel (samuelkim4z3) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 2234. | MikeC (mikecarmine20) | 85.04 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2235. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 85.03 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2236. | Victor (erick45642) | 85.03 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2237. | smog (smog7) | 85.01 | 97.6% | 2024-12-06 |
| 2238. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 85.01 | 98.7% | 2024-10-06 |
| 2239. | Seb (sebbyfu) | 84.99 | 96% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2240. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 84.96 | 99.2% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2241. | Nibit (nibit) | 84.94 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2242. | Marco (rxmarko) | 84.94 | 97.6% | 2024-12-06 |
| 2243. | Jeff (3deer6) | 84.92 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 2244. | Garvit (noneed123) | 84.92 | 95.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2245. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 84.89 | 94.6% | 2023-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |