Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3536. | Barton (xbarton) | 67.08 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 3537. | JP (jaseeljp) | 67.05 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 3538. | Trent (priyank45) | 67.03 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 3539. | Jake (jake098) | 67.02 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 3540. | root (chroot) | 67.02 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3541. | Wilson (force_of_will) | 67.01 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3542. | ayush (orange_master) | 67.01 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 3543. | werdnalliw (werdnalliw) | 67.00 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 3544. | Sam (gates250) | 67.00 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 3545. | Parsa (parsal) | 66.99 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 3546. | DabDabDabDab (talizero) | 66.99 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 3547. | elnino (elnio2803) | 66.99 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 3548. | Sydeth (tosydeth) | 66.99 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 3549. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 66.99 | 98% | 2017-11-06 |
| 3550. | EB (cclutch) | 66.98 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 3551. | Charchit (r88k) | 66.98 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3552. | Samuel (samuelhe8) | 66.97 | 94% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3553. | Henry (vuducdung28) | 66.95 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 3554. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 66.94 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 3555. | Thomas (trkirk) | 66.94 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3556. | Shea (shea378) | 66.93 | 96% | 2019-11-12 |
| 3557. | Tiffany (fluffy0990) | 66.92 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 3558. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 66.92 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3559. | cbaby (cecarbon) | 66.91 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 3560. | tantrum (tantrumyt) | 66.90 | 95% | 2018-05-26 |
| 3561. | Please use an appropriate n... | 66.90 | 95% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3562. | ash (mikadole) | 66.89 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 3563. | Dodo (sonic20) | 66.88 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3564. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 66.87 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| 3565. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 66.86 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |