I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7315. | Silva (silvastein) | 92.68 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
| 7316. | Doen (gielieanogies) | 92.68 | 92% | 2016-05-17 |
| 7317. | Murat (winter12) | 92.68 | 96% | 2015-10-05 |
| 7318. | 8Core (8core) | 92.68 | 95% | 2016-04-11 |
| 7319. | Atif (atif_zaheer) | 92.67 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 7320. | trappedmonkey (trappedmonkey) | 92.67 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 7321. | fastboi (speedofwhite) | 92.67 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 7322. | Xyk (dryke) | 92.67 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 7323. | Jangles (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 92.67 | 95% | 2016-08-09 |
| 7324. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 92.66 | 98% | 2025-03-28 |
| 7325. | 🔻𝘗𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴... | 92.66 | 96.9% | 2024-01-21 |
| 7326. | Seth (sarmstrong78) | 92.66 | 99% | 2021-10-24 |
| 7327. | Sam (samschmoll) | 92.66 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 7328. | Thomas (tammis) | 92.65 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 7329. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 92.65 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7330. | Elizabeth (elizabeth0) | 92.65 | 94% | 2015-11-12 |
| 7331. | George (glenzny) | 92.64 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
| 7332. | Kevin (ibekevinn) | 92.64 | 96% | 2018-11-15 |
| 7333. | Samuel (samuelga) | 92.64 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 7334. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 92.64 | 96% | 2020-06-29 |
| 7335. | disgusting pig (morytain) | 92.64 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7336. | Suzy (colemak5) | 92.64 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 7337. | Cube (abdullah67) | 92.62 | 97.9% | 2023-12-05 |
| 7338. | vin (ogooboogo) | 92.62 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 7339. | Andy (djentalman) | 92.62 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 7340. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 92.62 | 96% | 2015-04-16 |
| 7341. | Nicholas (st0p) | 92.61 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 7342. | Jarvan 4 (jarvan4only) | 92.61 | 93% | 2016-04-28 |
| 7343. | quay tay (donkaso) | 92.61 | 92% | 2015-11-09 |
| 7344. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 92.60 | 96.6% | 2024-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |