Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1556. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 85.43 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
| 1557. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 85.42 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1558. | Kobra (king_kobra) | 85.40 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1559. | adf (pakemania) | 85.38 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1560. | chief (robloxoof) | 85.37 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1561. | brendan (boyco88) | 85.36 | 99% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1562. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 85.33 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1563. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 85.31 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1564. | Kowa (kowatagari) | 85.30 | 95% | 2020-05-13 |
| 1565. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 85.30 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 1566. | thinkpads (higq) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-02-23 |
| 1567. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 85.24 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1568. | Andres (ashleap) | 85.23 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1569. | Thompson (tommymachine) | 85.22 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 1570. | Ryan (ryryt) | 85.20 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 1571. | Daniel (gismo359) | 85.20 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 1572. | Sam (samr7x7) | 85.18 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1573. | ramoraros (ramoraros) | 85.18 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1574. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 85.18 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 1575. | Kylerb888 (kylerb888) | 85.18 | 95% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1576. | Andrew (gremlinbaby) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 1577. | M&W (wmichaelwhitlock) | 85.14 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1578. | RH (rhrahulhaldar) | 85.12 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1579. | Teegey (teegey) | 85.09 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1580. | RIP Reckful (demmmskillz) | 85.08 | 95% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1581. | Breyton (breytonioso) | 85.02 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 1582. | tonkotsu (tonkotsuramen) | 85.02 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1583. | Sia (siadymensia) | 85.02 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1584. | sherimori (sherimori) | 85.02 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1585. | sumanth (summythemummy) | 85.01 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |