So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8881. | TuringTest (poweld) | 88.18 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 8882. | yuhhh (andrewheimyoutube) | 88.18 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 8883. | Lieuwe (lieuwex) | 88.18 | 94% | 2015-09-24 |
| 8884. | Justin (derky) | 88.18 | 90% | 2014-01-26 |
| 8885. | Richard (rhendrick82989) | 88.18 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 8886. | Kenshiro (toxicated) | 88.17 | 97.4% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8887. | Cool (cooljet123) | 88.17 | 100% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8888. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 88.17 | 98% | 2015-07-05 |
| 8889. | Helio (heliolol) | 88.17 | 93% | 2012-11-06 |
| 8890. | Emily (ecb103) | 88.17 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 8891. | Gina (nannelcam) | 88.16 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 8892. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 88.16 | 97.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 8893. | daniel (dpainter) | 88.16 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8894. | Oliver (arrivon) | 88.16 | 92% | 2017-05-13 |
| 8895. | cs (cinnamonstick) | 88.16 | 97% | 2014-12-21 |
| 8896. | NAR8789 (nar8789) | 88.16 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 8897. | Sam (samr7x7) | 88.15 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8898. | Joshua (ttemingyu) | 88.15 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 8899. | two (twopoor) | 88.15 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8900. | Eric (iiwaterboyii) | 88.15 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 8901. | Alexander (torphon) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 8902. | Andufuss (andufuss) | 88.14 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 8903. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 88.14 | 97.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 8904. | teethmc (dudeboi63589) | 88.14 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8905. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 88.14 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 8906. | justin (guest_) | 88.14 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 8907. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 88.14 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 8908. | nerga (laptoptyping) | 88.13 | 99.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8909. | ja (jachan99) | 88.13 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 8910. | Michael (furious1988) | 88.13 | 98% | 2012-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |