Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1589. | Mistah (mistah) | 90.59 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 1590. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 90.59 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1591. | mv0 (the_oko) | 90.58 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1592. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 90.57 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1593. | jeff (typecringe) | 90.55 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1594. | Mikel (meekay) | 90.55 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1595. | rilee_h443 (rilee_h443) | 90.55 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1596. | Psyhackological (blackswift) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 1597. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 90.53 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1598. | Isaac (newtion) | 90.52 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 1599. | M (owwwmyleg) | 90.45 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 1600. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 90.44 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1601. | bool3max (bolemax_accuracy) | 90.43 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 1602. | Rearia (rearia) | 90.40 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
| 1603. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 90.39 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1604. | Jon (customabilities) | 90.38 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 1605. | joe (samoyeet) | 90.36 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1606. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 90.36 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1607. | Ernest (ernestl_lalo) | 90.35 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 1608. | Olcay (kinataki) | 90.34 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1609. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 90.34 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1610. | ego (egoductor) | 90.29 | 100% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1611. | Christopher (kingcruds) | 90.28 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 1612. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 90.28 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 1613. | Eric (mrmalave) | 90.27 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 1614. | Evan (evang12) | 90.25 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1615. | No (bambusnippel) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 1616. | 8Core (8core) | 90.24 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1617. | Matthew (locoforhotcocoa) | 90.21 | 99% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1618. | Chicken (sontayy) | 90.18 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |