The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15791. | Raido (audioplacid) | 78.84 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 15792. | Ben (_b3n_) | 78.83 | 89% | 2015-05-28 |
| 15793. | Sadra (sadra17) | 78.83 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 15794. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 78.83 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 15795. | Amy (miss_a) | 78.83 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 15796. | Molality (molality) | 78.83 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
| 15797. | Mike (vangranger42) | 78.83 | 94% | 2015-07-27 |
| 15798. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 78.83 | 94% | 2017-02-16 |
| 15799. | jaret (jitterz) | 78.83 | 95% | 2011-05-14 |
| 15800. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 78.83 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 15801. | Kiko (kikozz) | 78.82 | 97.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 15802. | bruh (jakubd) | 78.82 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 15803. | Timothy (timply) | 78.82 | 93% | 2011-08-26 |
| 15804. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 78.82 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
| 15805. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 78.82 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 15806. | evan (eash628) | 78.82 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 15807. | joe (samoyeet) | 78.81 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
| 15808. | Z4ffarani (z4ffarani) | 78.81 | 96.2% | 2023-08-21 |
| 15809. | memet (hdytxr) | 78.81 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 15810. | Ba (prttyfast) | 78.81 | 94% | 2021-05-12 |
| 15811. | billy (belon) | 78.81 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 15812. | a (alonso_) | 78.81 | — | 2010-01-09 |
| 15813. | IGA (amateur_) | 78.81 | 97% | 2012-09-05 |
| 15814. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 78.81 | 96% | 2017-05-24 |
| 15815. | bits (bits) | 78.80 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 15816. | Maple (laaquila) | 78.80 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 15817. | Robb (twobrobb) | 78.80 | 93% | 2012-05-29 |
| 15818. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 78.80 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 15819. | Jason (kyajason) | 78.80 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 15820. | Egg (organicegg) | 78.79 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |