I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7881. | Richard (blitzd2020) | 91.99 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 7882. | Kevin (drezar) | 91.99 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 7883. | BigMoneySpeed (bigmoneyspee... | 91.98 | 99% | 2024-03-15 |
| 7884. | Lutjen (lutjen) | 91.98 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 7885. | pono (pnawan) | 91.98 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 7886. | Eli Ferdinand Edralin (elfe... | 91.98 | 100% | 2021-07-14 |
| 7887. | Rai (fisheko) | 91.98 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 7888. | Connor (cjgamble21) | 91.97 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 7889. | MALVO (ryanmalvo) | 91.97 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 7890. | Andrej (rapidobigboss) | 91.97 | 97% | 2017-01-17 |
| 7891. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 91.97 | 97.2% | 2024-05-25 |
| 7892. | Ethan (ethancxw) | 91.96 | 97% | 2024-04-15 |
| 7893. | sugarcube (cherryseed) | 91.96 | 97% | 2025-11-04 |
| 7894. | raymond (raymondrazer) | 91.96 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7895. | Neko (pippaola) | 91.96 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 7896. | Nick (nckl) | 91.96 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 7897. | Derek (reigichibi) | 91.95 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 7898. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 91.95 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 7899. | J (yrotciv) | 91.95 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 7900. | Derp (thelol) | 91.95 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 7901. | tahsina13 (tahsina13) | 91.94 | 98% | 2025-01-20 |
| 7902. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 91.94 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 7903. | Me (something_s) | 91.94 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 7904. | liz (lizkebab) | 91.94 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 7905. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 91.94 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 7906. | Name123 (name_123) | 91.93 | 97.6% | 2024-07-03 |
| 7907. | Samad (samad_20) | 91.93 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 7908. | satan (satanslefttoe) | 91.93 | 99% | 2020-12-07 |
| 7909. | Lazer (lawins) | 91.93 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 7910. | Austin (dorrzun) | 91.93 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |