Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2372. | Alvin (jaxzyy69) | 76.49 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2373. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 76.48 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2374. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 76.48 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2375. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 76.40 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
| 2376. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 76.39 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2377. | Hi (jxjx) | 76.39 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 2378. | Almer (almersafara) | 76.38 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2379. | Vyper (vyperx) | 76.38 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2380. | Dragon (willy2019) | 76.38 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2381. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2382. | The (the_learning_savage) | 76.34 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2383. | Derang (derang) | 76.33 | 97% | 2018-08-05 |
| 2384. | I love goth girls (joehands... | 76.33 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2385. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 76.32 | 95% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2386. | Yoav (yoavjm) | 76.31 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2387. | Blase (blase83) | 76.31 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 2388. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 2389. | Sheianne (sheianneisaboy) | 76.30 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2390. | practice (timeintimeout) | 76.29 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 2391. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 76.29 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2392. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 76.28 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2393. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 76.27 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 2394. | Belle (bellewhip) | 76.26 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 2395. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 76.25 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 2396. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 76.23 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 2397. | Kevin (trunkate) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2398. | Bryan (titanwafflez) | 76.21 | 94% | 2017-12-06 |
| 2399. | Eric (wangjangler) | 76.19 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2400. | Alex (laralex) | 76.17 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2401. | David (wdnch) | 76.15 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |