As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18984. | Tom (tdaugherty29) | 64.19 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 18985. | niko (nikuruuuuu) | 64.19 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 18986. | Poro (poropeke) | 64.18 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 18987. | Gatsu (ace27) | 64.18 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 18988. | Axel (prodiicate) | 64.18 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 18989. | imtiaz (imtiaz12) | 64.18 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 18990. | Manjijoji (llewton) | 64.18 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 18991. | Vinnie (vinnieg) | 64.17 | 96% | 2018-08-04 |
| 18992. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 64.17 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 18993. | Charles (future965) | 64.17 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 18994. | Palish (palish) | 64.17 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 18995. | Junell (smilky666) | 64.17 | 94% | 2019-04-04 |
| 18996. | Ankan (ankan_saha060) | 64.16 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 18997. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 64.16 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 18998. | chen zhen (chuchu555) | 64.16 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 18999. | Ganpil (narenraja) | 64.16 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
| 19000. | Shrutik (shrutik_1623) | 64.15 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 19001. | Sameer (sameercarpenter) | 64.15 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 19002. | Mohamad Qattan (m_qattan) | 64.15 | 95% | 2023-10-24 |
| 19003. | Chih-hai (oceansfavor) | 64.15 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 19004. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 64.15 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 19005. | patembe (patembe) | 64.15 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 19006. | Typeracerer (typeracerer2020) | 64.14 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 19007. | mike (atr_318) | 64.14 | 97.3% | 2023-08-30 |
| 19008. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 64.14 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 19009. | Youssef (nuggetdip) | 64.14 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 19010. | SkinnyLegend (ar247292) | 64.14 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 19011. | vaggelis (vaglazgr) | 64.14 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 19012. | Frank (frank_1202) | 64.13 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 19013. | totallynotabot (smarterthan... | 64.13 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |