Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
404 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1379. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 88.13 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1380. | sheep (theonesheep) | 88.12 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1381. | Victor (vhlin) | 88.11 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1382. | ❄IcyFoxer🦊 (deamonfox) | 88.07 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 1383. | www (aaahrgrhh) | 88.06 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 1384. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 88.06 | 98% | 2018-10-08 |
| 1385. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 88.04 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1386. | (clouhhd_) | 88.03 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1387. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 87.97 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 1388. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 87.97 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1389. | Albert (jabamabird) | 87.95 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 1390. | Jesse (cliev) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1391. | BR (brdiesel) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1392. | Joshua (ningeek212) | 87.94 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1393. | Stewfeed (chaniiiii) | 87.93 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1394. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 87.93 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1395. | Sameer (sameer_2) | 87.91 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1396. | Sora (soralimit) | 87.88 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 1397. | Luke (doleo) | 87.87 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1398. | James (jgray56) | 87.84 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1399. | Moye (moyoka) | 87.84 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1400. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 87.82 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 1401. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 87.81 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1402. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 87.80 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1403. | Lindsay (math314) | 87.80 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1404. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 87.79 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1405. | Kou (kounakano) | 87.79 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1406. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 87.77 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1407. | Andrew (ossit) | 87.77 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1408. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 87.77 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |