Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5631. | Nicole (nickiannia) | 47.15 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 5632. | Joe (dabasaurus_rex) | 47.15 | 94% | 2018-01-01 |
| 5633. | jerael (jeraelrosal) | 47.14 | 93% | 2020-04-09 |
| 5634. | wasja (diamaid) | 47.12 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5635. | hamger (broncos1388) | 47.11 | 94% | 2018-06-14 |
| 5636. | Racer King (liquana) | 47.10 | 95% | 2017-09-28 |
| 5637. | dio (what_is_pain) | 47.10 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5638. | Wayne (reken) | 47.06 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5639. | Jesus (pikmin6000) | 47.06 | 93% | 2018-08-01 |
| 5640. | Iggy (iggymach) | 47.04 | 94% | 2018-01-21 |
| 5641. | Omkar (omkardalvi001) | 47.03 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
| 5642. | Ivan (bimg) | 47.03 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5643. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 47.02 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
| 5644. | Bash (bashark) | 47.01 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 5645. | Karan (iamkaran) | 47.00 | 94% | 2019-12-03 |
| 5646. | Jakob (cdr_truffle) | 46.96 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 5647. | sam (sambk) | 46.95 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 5648. | Shafi (shafsalabafs) | 46.94 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5649. | Silent (silentsongbird) | 46.93 | 95% | 2018-01-21 |
| 5650. | Pavel (justar) | 46.91 | 94% | 2019-08-20 |
| 5651. | josh (joshanderson96) | 46.88 | 94% | 2019-09-08 |
| 5652. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 46.88 | 93% | 2019-02-08 |
| 5653. | Sajid (sajid006) | 46.88 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5654. | Tasdik (tasdik_taseen) | 46.86 | 94% | 2021-08-08 |
| 5655. | Zara (illgoeasyonyou) | 46.83 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5656. | xchli (xchli) | 46.82 | 93% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5657. | Smangat (iyusblaster) | 46.82 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 5658. | (proxy707) | 46.81 | 94% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5659. | Krishna (chaithu97) | 46.80 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5660. | Clicky (ottoble) | 46.78 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |