You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1868. | Ita (ita17) | 76.47 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1869. | ramoraros (ramoraros) | 76.45 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1870. | Simon (scyter) | 76.42 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1871. | Luke (laaa) | 76.42 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1872. | Barry (rip21) | 76.40 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1873. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 76.40 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 1874. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 76.38 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 1875. | Keyborn (keyborn) | 76.37 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1876. | sfg (nigh) | 76.35 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1877. | typing is cringe, (saorla) | 76.31 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1878. | Andrej (apalias) | 76.29 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1879. | saif (saif_alkhatalin) | 76.27 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1880. | cL (cynibro) | 76.25 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1881. | Christopher (christopher_lych) | 76.22 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1882. | Igor (bigloser3) | 76.16 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 1883. | iotiiivf (3v98hac8) | 76.11 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1884. | Samuel (sambg) | 76.08 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1885. | KW (pelleas) | 76.04 | 95% | 2020-09-15 |
| 1886. | Shodge (shodge) | 76.04 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1887. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 76.03 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 1888. | Herman (hermantam) | 76.02 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1889. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 75.98 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 1890. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 75.94 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1891. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 75.91 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 1892. | Noah (zonark000) | 75.90 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 1893. | Daniel (d123aniel) | 75.89 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 1894. | hi (crunchymelon) | 75.89 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 1895. | Bri (tidepodsknuckles) | 75.87 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 1896. | Meg (meganxjordan) | 75.86 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1897. | jack (jackracer23) | 75.86 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |