I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10524. | Chin (chinnoname) | 88.62 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 10525. | Ryan (kalistaisweak) | 88.61 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 10526. | Baxtiyor (iotype) | 88.61 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 10527. | Endure (kocho_nitrotype) | 88.61 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 10528. | John (vgene) | 88.61 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 10529. | Dorfin (0dorfin) | 88.60 | 99% | 2025-06-01 |
| 10530. | y_ambda (j_8579) | 88.60 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 10531. | Jimmy (whiteice) | 88.60 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 10532. | Messzo (magrail) | 88.60 | 99% | 2021-10-14 |
| 10533. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 88.60 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 10534. | Kevin (windn6) | 88.59 | 94% | 2021-03-27 |
| 10535. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 88.59 | 94% | 2022-01-29 |
| 10536. | Janc (psyy1234) | 88.59 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 10537. | ilias (iliasnik21) | 88.58 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 10538. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 88.58 | 99% | 2017-08-31 |
| 10539. | Josue (jrios777) | 88.58 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10540. | Stefan (stefannicolescu22) | 88.57 | 97% | 2025-05-23 |
| 10541. | Goldey (goldey) | 88.57 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 10542. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 88.57 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10543. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 88.57 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 10544. | Haung (zeropower) | 88.57 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 10545. | Brett (typechief) | 88.57 | 90% | 2017-01-26 |
| 10546. | binaypau (binaypau) | 88.56 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10547. | Marcy (izliando) | 88.56 | 98.8% | 2023-11-20 |
| 10548. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 88.56 | 97.6% | 2023-09-23 |
| 10549. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 88.55 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 10550. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 88.55 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 10551. | Eric (wangjangler) | 88.54 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 10552. | return NULL; (honor12) | 88.54 | 98.2% | 2023-07-23 |
| 10553. | moghz (mogh) | 88.54 | 97.8% | 2024-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |