As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5208. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5209. | nanoray (saliciti) | 96.31 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 5210. | doquan (doquannnn) | 96.31 | 98% | 2024-07-22 |
| 5211. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 96.31 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 5212. | uty (tisurend) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 5213. | James (dekudeku) | 96.29 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
| 5214. | Lijian (ljw2) | 96.28 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5215. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 96.28 | 98.8% | 2024-01-09 |
| 5216. | Gaster (iamgaster) | 96.28 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 5217. | Nessa (kidd000) | 96.28 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 5218. | Mack (mackfitzg) | 96.27 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| 5219. | Joshua (joshhou) | 96.27 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 5220. | Sociology (daboritos) | 96.26 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 5221. | Snorlax (pidude314) | 96.26 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
| 5222. | poke (uuuuuuu7) | 96.26 | 88% | 2016-09-05 |
| 5223. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 96.26 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 5224. | hero (herospart) | 96.25 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 5225. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 96.25 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 5226. | zhem_ (zhem) | 96.25 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 5227. | Steve (addictedtoendorphins) | 96.25 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 5228. | Vaishnav (thecookingcardsman) | 96.25 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 5229. | wheeeeeee (limtutu) | 96.24 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 5230. | Ben (_b3n_) | 96.24 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 5231. | Ayyan (ayyanq) | 96.24 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 5232. | tstats[Out1s] (0ut1s) | 96.24 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 5233. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 96.24 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 5234. | kap (kappow) | 96.24 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 5235. | MIKE (mikeisbadandgay) | 96.24 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 5236. | Daniel (delixx1) | 96.23 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 5237. | Chikin (sailestial) | 96.22 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |