When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5592. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 95.36 | 100% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5593. | Anh (fujiwarakazuki) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 5594. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 95.36 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 5595. | Zach (11037) | 95.35 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 5596. | malarkeyposter84 (apresearc... | 95.35 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 5597. | Mariel (_mrl_) | 95.35 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 5598. | Django (django_unchained) | 95.34 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 5599. | Cam (ducktales) | 95.33 | 97% | 2024-07-14 |
| 5600. | joh (johpan) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5601. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 95.32 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 5602. | Max (2zmaxx) | 95.31 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 5603. | junior (sukachik3n) | 95.31 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 5604. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 95.31 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5605. | Ilia (isilisi) | 95.31 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 5606. | cubis (cubis) | 95.31 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 5607. | Tommy (supertommy64) | 95.30 | 96.2% | 2024-05-19 |
| 5608. | Sam (samb11) | 95.29 | 96.3% | 2024-03-30 |
| 5609. | I'm Not Durnk (imnotdurnk) | 95.28 | 98% | 2025-07-10 |
| 5610. | Matt (buckayow) | 95.28 | 96.3% | 2024-01-04 |
| 5611. | Rajat (rajat_d_777) | 95.27 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 5612. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 95.27 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 5613. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 95.27 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5614. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 95.27 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 5615. | gnomy12 (gnomy12) | 95.26 | 97.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 5616. | Russell (russelldea) | 95.25 | 97% | 2017-01-31 |
| 5617. | Banana (nann3rs) | 95.25 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 5618. | fischld (tokiwa) | 95.25 | 97.3% | 2023-07-08 |
| 5619. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 95.25 | 96.9% | 2025-02-09 |
| 5620. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 95.25 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5621. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 95.24 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |