The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7984. | deadnotsleeping (deadnotsle... | 93.66 | 97% | 2013-07-30 |
| 7985. | Mark (anoob) | 93.65 | 94% | 2011-11-17 |
| 7986. | Bacon (raymondmo) | 93.65 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 7987. | qwert (qwert_13) | 93.65 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 7988. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 93.64 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 7989. | เป็ดฟ้า (blueju) | 93.64 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
| 7990. | Pat (tmntoast) | 93.63 | 97% | 2014-12-11 |
| 7991. | Shortbread (bs000) | 93.63 | 96% | 2014-10-31 |
| 7992. | Amelia (piclo7) | 93.63 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 7993. | Victor (larsl33t) | 93.63 | 90% | 2014-03-25 |
| 7994. | bunbun (typerbun) | 93.63 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
| 7995. | th (thanasis2002) | 93.63 | 98% | 2014-08-31 |
| 7996. | Ayvan (dharmablade) | 93.62 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 7997. | Myron (myronronron) | 93.62 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 7998. | Stephanie (imreallycool) | 93.62 | 97% | 2011-10-12 |
| 7999. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 93.62 | 97% | 2014-09-17 |
| 8000. | Bryan (snakky) | 93.61 | 100% | 2020-10-27 |
| 8001. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 93.61 | 97.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8002. | Arga (argasaragih) | 93.61 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 8003. | David (funnerer) | 93.61 | 97% | 2016-11-30 |
| 8004. | Sam (samb11) | 93.61 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 8005. | Made (aryx) | 93.61 | 98% | 2015-05-18 |
| 8006. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 93.60 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 8007. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 93.60 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 8008. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 93.60 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 8009. | Mukul (mukullegha25) | 93.60 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8010. | Alex (the_drifter) | 93.60 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 8011. | Colin (facestab) | 93.60 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8012. | Elise (r_elise_me) | 93.59 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8013. | Merrick (skmq) | 93.59 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |