I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5432. | Joel (joeldm) | 97.72 | 97.5% | 2023-08-08 |
| 5433. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 97.72 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 5434. | Jimmy (jkit) | 97.72 | — | 2011-01-20 |
| 5435. | Kit (kesuki) | 97.71 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 5436. | Stefano (flubberwuffer) | 97.71 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 5437. | Vikash (punkreddevil) | 97.71 | 95% | 2013-07-06 |
| 5438. | griV (griv) | 97.71 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 5439. | Max (philosophynerd) | 97.71 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 5440. | Briggs (briggs1) | 97.71 | 89% | 2015-04-26 |
| 5441. | MattTheDev (mdscranton) | 97.70 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 5442. | Colin (blank9167) | 97.70 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5443. | Michael (furious1988) | 97.70 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
| 5444. | Russell (rjonesx) | 97.70 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 5445. | Endstyle (endstylegg) | 97.69 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 5446. | Insub (dskumpf) | 97.68 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
| 5447. | Grant (alcry) | 97.68 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 5448. | Jashe (jash3) | 97.67 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 5449. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 97.67 | 99% | 2022-05-12 |
| 5450. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 97.67 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 5451. | ManHungryLibrarian (samanth... | 97.67 | 93% | 2012-10-20 |
| 5452. | Alex (boundplaya) | 97.67 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 5453. | brandon (exhaale) | 97.66 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 5454. | Aaron (oshimasta) | 97.66 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 5455. | Ahmedin (subject_zero) | 97.66 | 96% | 2017-05-08 |
| 5456. | Brandon (bwen_wen) | 97.65 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 5457. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 97.65 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
| 5458. | Kierkan (kierkan) | 97.65 | 94% | 2013-10-14 |
| 5459. | melina (halfxheart) | 97.64 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 5460. | Z (ailius) | 97.64 | 90% | 2014-05-10 |
| 5461. | t (zyxx) | 97.63 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |