As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10245. | epic (epicrako) | 80.72 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
10246. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 80.71 | 97.6% | 2023-09-28 |
10247. | Joshua (jkm711) | 80.71 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
10248. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 80.71 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
10249. | das (bourgeau3125) | 80.71 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
10250. | Darko (donnie_dorko) | 80.71 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
10251. | Žan (fastap) | 80.71 | 97% | 2017-03-31 |
10252. | Brooks (masterfore2121) | 80.70 | 94% | 2022-03-18 |
10253. | Enrico (enricoaf) | 80.70 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
10254. | Bean (benchen123) | 80.70 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
10255. | Peter (masterpeterboi) | 80.70 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
10256. | null (null_zjx) | 80.70 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
10257. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 80.70 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
10258. | Andy (adfx_pixy) | 80.70 | 95% | 2015-06-07 |
10259. | Rekel (rekel) | 80.69 | 91% | 2015-11-23 |
10260. | Umar (umarsiddique) | 80.69 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
10261. | Angel (auldieermine83) | 80.68 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
10262. | Alisher (saegl) | 80.68 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
10263. | Red (redhood07) | 80.68 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
10264. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 80.68 | 89% | 2016-08-23 |
10265. | Michael (pernobo) | 80.68 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
10266. | Manikhan (khan_12345) | 80.67 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
10267. | Kaladin (kaladin_stormblessed) | 80.67 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
10268. | Adrianus (dungonmahshoe) | 80.67 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
10269. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 80.67 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
10270. | Korezu (nyanuwin) | 80.67 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
10271. | H (hdawg187) | 80.67 | 96% | 2016-05-20 |
10272. | Ben (financialwar) | 80.67 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
10273. | saksham (withsakki) | 80.67 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
10274. | Trevor (trevortypes) | 80.67 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |