I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2557. | Robsonwp (robsonwp) | 82.41 | 97.7% | 2023-07-21 |
| 2558. | DecentMan (decent_ma) | 82.40 | 97% | 2025-06-26 |
| 2559. | Joshua (jarthur23) | 82.37 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2560. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 82.37 | 98.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 2561. | Rayleigh (r_chin) | 82.35 | 96.1% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2562. | zzz (kaldiyupi) | 82.34 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2563. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 82.32 | 97.8% | 2023-07-07 |
| 2564. | Anton (joxty17) | 82.31 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2565. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 82.30 | 97.1% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2566. | penciljesus (pencil_jesus) | 82.29 | 95.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2567. | Elon Musky (hey_you_dont_trip) | 82.28 | 97.1% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2568. | kirasu (alihan8) | 82.27 | 94.7% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2569. | Tom (tomm1234y) | 82.25 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2570. | Mark (maolson97) | 82.25 | 96.4% | 2024-09-27 |
| 2571. | Gio (gm21) | 82.24 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2572. | Benjamin (behm) | 82.24 | 95.8% | 2024-04-28 |
| 2573. | Sambhav (sam_b_hav) | 82.23 | 97% | 2024-11-15 |
| 2574. | sweetyukibo (sweetyukibo) | 82.23 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2575. | yonezuosi (yonezuosi) | 82.22 | 96.9% | 2024-01-17 |
| 2576. | Lily (accuracy) (hairdome) | 82.18 | 95.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2577. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 82.16 | 97.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2578. | Sake (sake69) | 82.12 | 99% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2579. | Juan (jupalaja) | 82.11 | 98% | 2025-10-02 |
| 2580. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 82.11 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 2581. | Mo Jo (deviousranger) | 82.10 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2582. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 82.09 | 95.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 2583. | Isaac (304isaac) | 82.08 | 95% | 2024-12-15 |
| 2584. | lenalena (lenaaaaaaa) | 82.08 | 96% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2585. | Polovski (locluc) | 82.07 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 2586. | cactus (willbursoot) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |