Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1021. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 98.30 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 1022. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 98.30 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1023. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 98.29 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1024. | o.O (yorickvw) | 98.26 | 99% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1025. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 98.26 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1026. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 98.25 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1027. | pro (progodman) | 98.24 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1028. | Kyle (dafangwoo) | 98.23 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1029. | burppppp (gotburptodo) | 98.16 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 1030. | Tim (theflamer) | 98.12 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 1031. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 98.11 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 1032. | Kyu (kyukang) | 98.10 | 97% | 2019-01-01 |
| 1033. | adtf98 (blootzadtf) | 98.09 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 1034. | sherimori (sherimori) | 98.07 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 1035. | Chin (chinnoname) | 98.07 | 99% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1036. | Jo (artemyst1c) | 98.06 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 1037. | slowass (senseyf) | 98.05 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1038. | ++VEGAN LOVE++ (peepeeman69) | 98.05 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 1039. | Salmonax (salmonax) | 98.05 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 1040. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 97.98 | 99% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1041. | (thelurkerman) | 97.97 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1042. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 97.97 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1043. | emissary (emissary) | 97.93 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1044. | MoMo (momothelegend) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1045. | Kevin (ibiza_) | 97.91 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1046. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 97.88 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 1047. | Allen (coraza) | 97.88 | 99% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1048. | E (hikrex) | 97.85 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1049. | S (mysilkyheart) | 97.84 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 1050. | David (david_mb) | 97.82 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |