When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8302. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 86.48 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 8303. | megham (megh4m) | 86.47 | 96% | 2024-01-29 |
| 8304. | viktor (viktor01) | 86.47 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 8305. | Binends (binends) | 86.47 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 8306. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 86.46 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 8307. | Michael (distrinity) | 86.46 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 8308. | Alikhan (realikh) | 86.45 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 8309. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 86.45 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 8310. | Coby (nintorii) | 86.45 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 8311. | King (kingthiccness) | 86.45 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 8312. | qwerty (jowk) | 86.44 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8313. | Zach (zachswan1) | 86.44 | 96% | 2024-01-22 |
| 8314. | Christian (christian_oudard) | 86.43 | 96.8% | 2024-03-14 |
| 8315. | ZΞphчrΘrίΘn (lianorion... | 86.43 | 96.6% | 2023-12-26 |
| 8316. | Brad (manofdeculture) | 86.43 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 8317. | MirkoLilDick (souser) | 86.43 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8318. | Beckham (salmon_of_knowledge) | 86.41 | 93.8% | 2024-03-03 |
| 8319. | chabe (halfu) | 86.41 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8320. | Ba (prttyfast) | 86.41 | 96% | 2022-06-25 |
| 8321. | Pito (thepogchamp) | 86.40 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 8322. | Jiayun (magicfrog) | 86.40 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 8323. | epic (densehelium) | 86.40 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8324. | Patrick (iloveswisscheese) | 86.40 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 8325. | Max (hooterr) | 86.40 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 8326. | tim (rudyza) | 86.40 | 89% | 2016-11-28 |
| 8327. | garlicc (bbert17) | 86.39 | 97% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8328. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 86.39 | 95.6% | 2024-05-04 |
| 8329. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 86.39 | 96.9% | 2024-09-01 |
| 8330. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 86.39 | 97% | 2025-05-09 |
| 8331. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 86.39 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |