Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6289. | Crazy (crazy98) | 45.33 | 93% | 2018-05-17 |
| 6290. | Aman (theowl23) | 45.31 | 94% | 2020-09-11 |
| 6291. | Philippe (phico) | 45.29 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6292. | Khashayar (khashayar) | 45.29 | 93% | 2018-11-15 |
| 6293. | Omar (manual_gears) | 45.28 | 95% | 2020-07-01 |
| 6294. | Animus (animuss) | 45.23 | 94% | 2019-08-08 |
| 6295. | Novotny (novynevi) | 45.21 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 6296. | Regular Plumbus (oldplumbus) | 45.19 | 94% | 2019-08-07 |
| 6297. | rob (userguy10) | 45.14 | 94% | 2017-12-09 |
| 6298. | kazi (kazitipu) | 45.12 | 94% | 2020-03-16 |
| 6299. | Elvis (grayfox_) | 45.11 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 6300. | Sid (riddo) | 45.08 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 6301. | Elizabeth (medical_scribe) | 45.08 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 6302. | Bumbur (radekzadek) | 45.06 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 6303. | Exzede (exzede) | 45.00 | 94% | 2020-12-01 |
| 6304. | cyan1de (cyan1d3) | 45.00 | 92% | 2020-01-06 |
| 6305. | salem (salem_coder) | 44.99 | 92% | 2020-10-23 |
| 6306. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 44.98 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 6307. | salomo (sjmeier) | 44.98 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 6308. | william (william921220) | 44.96 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 6309. | Puan (puanpro) | 44.95 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
| 6310. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 44.94 | 94% | 2018-10-19 |
| 6311. | Alikhan (___zzz___) | 44.94 | 92% | 2018-09-21 |
| 6312. | Gert (hansonagarrett) | 44.92 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 6313. | Ihor (discernment) | 44.91 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 6314. | Ad (shmldb) | 44.90 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 6315. | Arno (choicesdefineus) | 44.90 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 6316. | ranjith (ttranjith) | 44.88 | 91% | 2018-03-19 |
| 6317. | cody (codysuh) | 44.86 | 94% | 2017-12-29 |
| 6318. | Marios (tsagarakis) | 44.86 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |