So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18008. | Zehady (brishtiteveja) | 71.52 | 98% | 2014-07-27 |
| 18009. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 71.51 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 18010. | ahzzeez (yunmatrixx) | 71.51 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 18011. | Andrew (littleangels37) | 71.51 | 95% | 2021-12-27 |
| 18012. | Austin (spedd_racer) | 71.50 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 18013. | Pramuaji (b33920) | 71.50 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 18014. | lampo (laoganmaster) | 71.50 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 18015. | Cristianoooo Ronaldoooo (ba... | 71.50 | 94% | 2020-07-03 |
| 18016. | tstats[grammateas] (grammat... | 71.50 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 18017. | tomas (mrtomaspl) | 71.50 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
| 18018. | Aiiii (himaaa) | 71.50 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 18019. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 71.50 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 18020. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 71.50 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 18021. | Ben (softaco) | 71.50 | 90% | 2017-04-08 |
| 18022. | Misi (imadoki87) | 71.50 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 18023. | quake0 (quake0) | 71.50 | 96% | 2015-02-13 |
| 18024. | danmurat (danmurat) | 71.49 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 18025. | Snek (snekking) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 18026. | Zeona (zeonabanana) | 71.49 | 93% | 2015-11-07 |
| 18027. | Robert (speeddemon436345) | 71.49 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 18028. | salem (salem_coder) | 71.49 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 18029. | neo (eliteneo_dvo) | 71.49 | 94% | 2021-04-19 |
| 18030. | Kylie (kylie556) | 71.49 | 95% | 2015-11-19 |
| 18031. | Grace (lilyruby_7192) | 71.49 | 95% | 2012-07-05 |
| 18032. | Gary (zingzhang) | 71.49 | 92% | 2015-07-30 |
| 18033. | Julie (pinkdaisy) | 71.49 | 95% | 2012-09-09 |
| 18034. | Michael (aeonlight) | 71.49 | 93% | 2012-08-31 |
| 18035. | cukubix (asdvsd12) | 71.48 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 18036. | Cedric (blueriser) | 71.47 | 99% | 2015-12-28 |
| 18037. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 71.47 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |