And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22113. | Ms. Nickle (gweilo) | 75.18 | 93% | 2017-01-23 |
| 22114. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 75.18 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 22115. | nawpaw (nawpaw) | 75.18 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 22116. | Joanne (jk278332) | 75.18 | 97% | 2015-04-08 |
| 22117. | Michael (mikedmill) | 75.18 | 93% | 2016-03-28 |
| 22118. | 44kwiatek (44kwiatek) | 75.18 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 22119. | Alper (skroas) | 75.18 | 94% | 2017-05-07 |
| 22120. | Tr1kZ (tr1kz) | 75.17 | 93% | 2014-10-04 |
| 22121. | Evan (ze3ro) | 75.17 | 96% | 2016-09-01 |
| 22122. | Aldar Kose (hkoldas) | 75.17 | 95% | 2022-04-28 |
| 22123. | j. (jiyoon) | 75.17 | 95% | 2015-07-01 |
| 22124. | john (merlin45908) | 75.17 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 22125. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 75.17 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 22126. | acrazyplayer (acrazyplayer) | 75.17 | 87% | 2012-03-21 |
| 22127. | Antonio (senny22) | 75.17 | 94% | 2019-09-25 |
| 22128. | Jack (hello0olleh) | 75.17 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 22129. | Yahshi (jahshi) | 75.16 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 22130. | salem (salem_coder) | 75.16 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 22131. | El Duck (death_by_ducks) | 75.16 | 88% | 2015-11-27 |
| 22132. | Mambo (mambo1) | 75.16 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 22133. | Robert (alptraum) | 75.16 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| 22134. | John (baseball9) | 75.16 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
| 22135. | Kyle (asianshroudy) | 75.15 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 22136. | Joshua (sindoh) | 75.15 | 97% | 2011-08-24 |
| 22137. | ken (tkn1) | 75.15 | 99% | 2014-07-09 |
| 22138. | Eli (theeuronymous) | 75.14 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 22139. | aaron (brwnmn6) | 75.14 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 22140. | Emil (genjimaster) | 75.14 | 95% | 2017-01-28 |
| 22141. | Yanzhuo (yzmonsterhunter) | 75.14 | 97% | 2015-10-25 |
| 22142. | john (tacozmanz) | 75.14 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |