So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26296. | rraert (rraertrraert) | 58.75 | 94% | 2023-09-12 |
| 26297. | Adam (apollo1) | 58.75 | 92% | 2012-07-21 |
| 26298. | Ian (raulrome) | 58.75 | 94% | 2014-06-13 |
| 26299. | jays (jaysoke) | 58.75 | 89% | 2013-11-02 |
| 26300. | Illya (neyasit) | 58.75 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 26301. | King (mayoliquid) | 58.75 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
| 26302. | chase (chase268) | 58.75 | 92% | 2012-12-03 |
| 26303. | ashaq (ashaq.bhat@yahoo.com) | 58.75 | 94% | 2015-11-08 |
| 26304. | anas (qanass) | 58.74 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 26305. | James (disner) | 58.74 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 26306. | Dj (dearimran1986) | 58.73 | 94% | 2014-04-02 |
| 26307. | Emily (emilydrev) | 58.73 | 94% | 2018-10-09 |
| 26308. | JFJ (jfjbeats) | 58.73 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 26309. | ScarlettSu (scarlettsu) | 58.73 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 26310. | Dimash (haosink) | 58.73 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 26311. | SW12D026 (batjargal) | 58.73 | 87% | 2012-12-13 |
| 26312. | j (jdai) | 58.72 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 26313. | roddle (r0ddle) | 58.72 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 26314. | Cash (casher69) | 58.72 | 94% | 2023-04-28 |
| 26315. | Link|is|cute (sakuler) | 58.72 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 26316. | Peter (vajco) | 58.72 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26317. | lol (vastly_blank) | 58.72 | 97.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 26318. | Kiyoshi (mikaro) | 58.72 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 26319. | James (demfeels) | 58.72 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 26320. | Abby (paintingcat12) | 58.72 | 84% | 2015-03-12 |
| 26321. | Mykie Sixx (mykiesixx) | 58.72 | 98% | 2013-08-12 |
| 26322. | Sam (samue_l) | 58.71 | 93% | 2020-06-15 |
| 26323. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 58.71 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 26324. | Bruce Gill (brucebag10) | 58.71 | 99% | 2023-08-25 |
| 26325. | vinobien (vinobien) | 58.71 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |