The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14976. | Mihaela (mihaela6) | 80.17 | 97% | 2014-05-13 |
| 14977. | John (jbupit) | 80.17 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14978. | Miranara (miranara) | 80.17 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 14979. | Alex (typeracer) | 80.16 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 14980. | Kenton (kenton) | 80.16 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 14981. | Tevdore (bebera) | 80.15 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 14982. | mohan (mohan2002) | 80.15 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| 14983. | George (sellers1234) | 80.15 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 14984. | Hunter (hkp735) | 80.15 | 94% | 2014-09-19 |
| 14985. | De9mond (uniwite) | 80.15 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 14986. | will (zootzootie) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14987. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 80.15 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14988. | Sam (frodocake) | 80.15 | 94% | 2014-01-08 |
| 14989. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 80.15 | 100% | 2018-10-29 |
| 14990. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 80.15 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 14991. | Vourvoul (vourvoul) | 80.15 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 14992. | Mae (switha) | 80.14 | 93% | 2012-12-12 |
| 14993. | bell (kcshamrock) | 80.14 | 94% | 2020-03-15 |
| 14994. | Steven (stevie03) | 80.14 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 14995. | Mt.Taiji (saksham1992) | 80.14 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 14996. | Kedi (kedi) | 80.14 | 96% | 2015-04-18 |
| 14997. | Meirage (csgomaster) | 80.14 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 14998. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 80.14 | 92% | 2014-12-12 |
| 14999. | reymund (rocketman234) | 80.14 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 15000. | Dena (dsehwail799) | 80.13 | 94% | 2014-09-26 |
| 15001. | guardianeb (guardianeb) | 80.13 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 15002. | Charlie (chazzyfresh) | 80.13 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 15003. | gusss (ursu718) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 15004. | Master (mast3rplay3r) | 80.13 | 96.5% | 2023-05-17 |
| 15005. | Randallson (dvorak) (hheli) | 80.13 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |