So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32345. | Jose Ruel (braveheart143) | 48.66 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 32346. | Marzie (marzie2002) | 48.66 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 32347. | TUAN (ngoctuan369) | 48.66 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 32348. | Bobby (duckstep43) | 48.66 | 93% | 2015-12-07 |
| 32349. | Slowikolos (slowikolos) | 48.65 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 32350. | Eyell (eyell) | 48.65 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 32351. | Killer (killerswitch) | 48.65 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 32352. | Akumalla (karhik) | 48.65 | 95% | 2022-06-13 |
| 32353. | Horvath (chazo01) | 48.65 | 91% | 2021-05-19 |
| 32354. | Ahmed (hero2014) | 48.65 | 90% | 2015-03-31 |
| 32355. | SRINATH (vssrinath) | 48.65 | 90% | 2015-05-23 |
| 32356. | tf20 (tf20) | 48.65 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 32357. | Roberto (ajaxlord28) | 48.64 | 90% | 2013-03-27 |
| 32358. | chasen (chasen312) | 48.64 | 94% | 2013-03-11 |
| 32359. | walid (kasemwalid) | 48.64 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 32360. | jayesh (jayesh_shah) | 48.64 | 93% | 2013-01-12 |
| 32361. | Mahmoud (mgti8) | 48.63 | 94% | 2022-11-18 |
| 32362. | skibidi rizz sigma gyatt (d... | 48.63 | 94% | 2021-06-06 |
| 32363. | Kate (misskate) | 48.63 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 32364. | marcin (sakkikek) | 48.63 | 94% | 2014-12-25 |
| 32365. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 48.63 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 32366. | Thomas (th100) | 48.62 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 32367. | Edmund (hhy1996) | 48.62 | 89% | 2015-05-20 |
| 32368. | Pirya (thongtap) | 48.62 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 32369. | Geronimo (oreg546) | 48.62 | 95% | 2021-02-05 |
| 32370. | SilentQ (silentq) | 48.62 | 95% | 2013-11-03 |
| 32371. | Nathaniel (umessis) | 48.61 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
| 32372. | Shail (shailop) | 48.61 | 94% | 2021-07-01 |
| 32373. | Alexander (kandakov) | 48.61 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 32374. | itz_aditya2024 (aditya_garu... | 48.61 | 94% | 2023-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |