Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2421. | ben (benpr99) | 76.74 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 2422. | ? (nanoflower) | 76.73 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2423. | Axel (sector7) | 76.73 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2424. | svs (svs_manee) | 76.73 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
| 2425. | Larissa (yorissa) | 76.71 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2426. | Petr (jezour) | 76.70 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 2427. | hyhu (hyhy233) | 76.70 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2428. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 76.69 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 2429. | Pele (kaarpe) | 76.68 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2430. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 76.68 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2431. | Ilya (ilya_0328) | 76.66 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2432. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 76.66 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2433. | Orange (calicer1996) | 76.64 | 99% | 2020-03-31 |
| 2434. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 76.63 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2435. | Robert (viggomain) | 76.63 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 2436. | Tay (quiettoonix) | 76.61 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 2437. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 76.58 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2438. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 76.56 | 99% | 2020-11-21 |
| 2439. | Falerian (rifleon) | 76.54 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 2440. | Jackie (laserelite) | 76.53 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 2441. | Grace (gracethecow) | 76.53 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 2442. | GodOfTheMetal (godofthemetal) | 76.53 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2443. | Dal (bombeano) | 76.52 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 2444. | Matt (tinycarma) | 76.52 | 95% | 2019-07-30 |
| 2445. | Mikel (meekay) | 76.51 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2446. | Only One (only_one_left) | 76.49 | 94% | 2019-12-26 |
| 2447. | Joël (bongo13) | 76.48 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2448. | Gustanina (gustanina) | 76.48 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2449. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 76.47 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 2450. | Ms (msgigglesz) | 76.44 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |